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KENDAL MINT CAKE!!!!!

 
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Here on this website I hope to educate everyone on the horrors and problems that Kendal Mint Cake can have on people and also some other things as well........

The effects of Kendal Mint Cake.....

As some of you may or may not know, Kendal Mint Cake is made up of mostly sugar, which can be seriously harmful to certain people. Along with sugar, Kendal Mint Cake has mint essence in it, which give it its unique flavour.

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Yes...along with the ordinary flavoured mint cake there is also a chocolate covered mint cake allowing the flavours of both the chocolate and the mint to come through, however eating this can cause long-term lasting problems such as addiction to it and also may cause the user to turn into Rudolph the red nosed reindeer without any warning at all. So, be aware!

The advantages of Kendal Mint Cake


Kendal Mint Cake has its advantages as well. It allows people to become addicted to something that cannot cause major problems, apart from insanity, and allows you to have a more enjoyable life. Chocolate covered Kendal Mint Cake also has its advantages. It allows people to turn into Rudolph the red nosed reindeer after long term use of it and it also allows them to have full time employment as Rudolph the red nosed reindeer with SANTA INC. where they can earn a fantastic wage and also have a good life-style.

To round up......


I belive that Kendal Mint Cake of all varities should be eaten by everyone, eventhough it causes insanity and also can turn you into Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. I believe that these side effects must be ignored as theses are positive side effects as they allow people to be a reindeer with a good job and also the earn a good wage.......  


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